on the train

With Michael Showalter. Does it count as starfucking if you meet on public transportation? I mean, are you still a celeb if you're schlepping your groceries home on the train? You're just a dude with a bummer-of-a-chore as far as I'm concerned.
As always, I'm tempted to throw out a wink-wink sign of recognition (in lieu of any other guaranteed-to-be-awkward attempts to make contact). Something simple, clever and totally innoccuous -- maybe I could call him Doug? Ask about Uncle Robert? Ah, fuckit, he's gone. The wanna-be clever-guy always finishes last.

- mkudlacz