on the train

With Michael Showalter. Does it count as starfucking if you meet on public transportation? I mean, are you still a celeb if you're schlepping your groceries home on the train? You're just a dude with a bummer-of-a-chore as far as I'm concerned.
As always, I'm tempted to throw out a wink-wink sign of recognition (in lieu of any other guaranteed-to-be-awkward attempts to make contact). Something simple, clever and totally innoccuous -- maybe I could call him Doug? Ask about Uncle Robert? Ah, fuckit, he's gone. The wanna-be clever-guy always finishes last.

- mkudlacz

Richard Jeni

So. . . would this be the first time the comedian has killed in 2 decades?

Biting Journalism

I'm planning to pitch an article to a national pet magazine on the growing worldwide trend of holding expensive ($1,000+) funerals for pet dogs. If you've done this, or know someone who has, I'd like to talk to you briefly for a preliminary interview.

On how time flies

How is it that tomorrow is Friday of next week?