sweaty shirts are sexy

Can I just say that jagged oval shaped sweat spots that appear on the backs of men in dress shirts in the summer are sexy? Am I allowed to say that? I hope so. Cuz if i'm not, I'm on my way to the principal's office? Or is it principle's office? (I guess it depends if I am antropomorphizing (that latter) or talking about Sister Margaret at St. Bernadettes Catholic school in Silver Spring MD (the former).

And while I'm on the subject, it's hard to find a man (str8 or gay) in San Deigo who is NOT wearing flip flops. It's OOC (out of control), but good for me cuz i'm a big fan o the bare foot. btw, why have I not yet opened a school to teach the average joe how to give pedicures to his buddies?

I'm listening to Modest Mouse right now. "We named our children after towns that we've never been to"